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Dramatis Personnae

Artemis - Bridezilla
Barkeep - aka Drewsifer, aka Groundskeeper Willie
Captain Charisma - All of Gaul is divided into three parts
Chuck - Best Roommate Ever
Cookie - I actually called her that
DeluxX - Brother the First
First Tiger - Not with the olive branch, but with the bayonet
First Tigress - The 2nd Nicest Person in the World
Groucho - My Gleeful Lifelong Friend
Jimmy Neutron - Texas Tool who flies a lot
Lilly - My bestest friend in the whole wide world
Lizmonster - Pi Girl
Lord Henry - How DID he get so tan?
Lucy - Chuck's GF. Ask her what "Lucy" is short for.
Max Power - The Shadiest Nerd from my HS
Miniyee - Neighbor to the South (by 7 floors)
Princess Lolly - My Adopted Little Sister
Queen Frostine - Tall, with Phony Major
Rhyno - More mildly mannered than you since 2003
Rick Blaine - King among men; Orlando does his dirty work
Sergeant Trouser - He once gave a Dwarf this name
Sheba - Brother the Second, and a decent Financial Panther
Super King - Also he's a robot
The Appetizer - The coolest kid in his biophysics PhD program
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