Co-Worker: "I didn't know you had a girlfriend!"
Me: "And my girlfriend doesn't know I have a job. I like to keep my personal and professional lives separate."
A blog for smart people (not-smart people welcome).
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- Thanks to Max Power for this: http://www.msnbc.msn...
- Co-Worker: "I didn't know you had a girlfriend!"Me...
- Just under 23 hours left to vote in a poll that wi...
- My Spring Training Game
- I just felt like sharing the following explanation...
- If anyone can figure out how to do this, I'd love ...
- My Hungry Children
- My Business Trip to NY
- My New Reality Show?
- My Review of the American Gladiators Finale
- When American Gladiators made its comeback, Chuck ...
- My Advice for Baby Management
- My Cheeseburger-Cake
- My Ridiculous News Headline
- My Theory on Female Leaders
- My Roommate's Electronic Mall Madness
- My New Quarter
- Wired Magazine's blog posted a list of history's g...
- My 24,000 Calorie Breakfast
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Dramatis Personnae
- Artemis - Bridezilla
- Barkeep - aka Drewsifer, aka Groundskeeper Willie
- Captain Charisma - All of Gaul is divided into three parts
- Chuck - Best Roommate Ever
- Cookie - I actually called her that
- DeluxX - Brother the First
- First Tiger - Not with the olive branch, but with the bayonet
- First Tigress - The 2nd Nicest Person in the World
- Groucho - My Gleeful Lifelong Friend
- Jimmy Neutron - Texas Tool who flies a lot
- Lilly - My bestest friend in the whole wide world
- Lizmonster - Pi Girl
- Lord Henry - How DID he get so tan?
- Lucy - Chuck's GF. Ask her what "Lucy" is short for.
- Max Power - The Shadiest Nerd from my HS
- Miniyee - Neighbor to the South (by 7 floors)
- Princess Lolly - My Adopted Little Sister
- Queen Frostine - Tall, with Phony Major
- Rhyno - More mildly mannered than you since 2003
- Rick Blaine - King among men; Orlando does his dirty work
- Sergeant Trouser - He once gave a Dwarf this name
- Sheba - Brother the Second, and a decent Financial Panther
- Super King - Also he's a robot
- The Appetizer - The coolest kid in his biophysics PhD program
- zzYour Name Here! (let me know)
1 comment:
HAHAHAH! Awesome!
That totally made my day
(especially after Bloomberg decided not to run..BOOOOOOO) =(
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