The woot.com blog posted a list of things the pope didn't get to do while in America, all of which are more or less good suggestions that will never be followed. The list includes things like eating a deep-fried Twinkie or finding out why his hat is so funny. I especially liked the Number One item on the list: "Convene a panel of bishops to determine the correct canonical position on the question of who makes Philly's best cheesesteak"

Not only is that awesome, but I'm adding it to my "to do" list if I ever become pope (I'd be such a good pope...come on, guys, just give me a chance!).