Happy Hanukkah to my readers.

I went back to my family's house for candlelighting and Eagles watching tonight. During the game, DeluxX, itching to spend a gift card he received, said "I'm sick of TV. Let's go shopping." I'm not saying he's a woman, but what dude wants to turn off football to go shopping?

Sheba one-upped him though. After DeluxX confused an Inuit villager with a Chinese villager in a Burger King commercial, and was informed out loud for all to hear by me, that Inuits lived in Alaska, Sheba said "I guess every non-American looks the same to him." Though you wouldn't be able to tell from listening to their Governor talk, Alaskans are in fact Americans.