Tony Danza wants to teach a 10th grade English class in a Philadelphia public high school, and film and televise the results. He'd also be active in chaperoning prom, and lend his considerable acting experience to the school play. We'd all be able to see this unfold on a new reality/documentary TV series called Teach. Apparently, before he became an actor, he always wanted to be a teacher.

You can't make this stuff up.